Thursday 22 December 2011

funny one line

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone.. you answer it.










I'm not fat....my stomach is just 3D










Some guys wear so much cologne, you can smell it through their Facebook photos.














I always do something amazing when no one's watching.














The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it
















Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong??














A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.

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