Saturday, 31 December 2011

funny one line jokes

Dreams are like sperms. Mental masturbation produces millions of them. 
Only one changes your future forever.

She got a boob job done. From her mind, the bad mammaries are fading away.

If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?

What people! Y U NO get me 2000 fans?

READ THIS! This isnt fake. If you dont copy and paste this in ten minutes, you will be wasting your time because it wont effect your life in anyway at all...

Quick, what's the number for 911?

1 comment:

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