Friday, 23 December 2011

funny jokes one liners

Alcohol: Because no good story starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad...."

That awkward moment when someone texts you something and you have no idea how to reply.

Depressing: Scrolling down to find my year of my birth.

Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep ♥

Of course I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell it to who can't.

Don't let my bedroom floor fool you. It may appear dirty, but those are actually clean clothes that I haven't folded in months.

1 comment:

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