Saturday, 31 December 2011

funny one line jokes

A joke in reply to a joke makes you a stand up comedian, well at least an amateur and unpaid one.

I love to watch her leave. She has a sexy ass.

He: "I eat only salad." 
Me: "I eat chicken. Even the bones." 
He: "Ha! So what does your dog eat?" 
Me: "Salad." 
*Removes me from friends list*

If tomato is a fruit then Ketchup is smoothy.

If he says your eyes are pretty, the push-up bra was a good investment.

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