Saturday, 31 December 2011

famous funny one liners

tried shaving last 3 cuts......nw dnt ask whr i tried it.... ;p

‎1596. Hmmm. You ain't helping. no?
Suggest this page to 100 friends, and good luck will go to bed with you.
If you won't, good luck will take a back door entry and you'll give birth to a pig.

Before Viagra - Leaning Tower of Pisa. 
After Viagra - Qutab Minar. 
Viagra Overdose - Eiffel Tower.

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant

taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer....


  1. love is blind because people fall in love with their eyes closed

  2. quite funny read love this post.
    Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.