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Respect a woman, even if she doesn't respect herself.

One day she'll wake up and realiSE how much he meAnt to her.. that day he'll wake up besideS THAT one PRINCESS, who already knows it

On january 1, 2013 I'm gonna watch the movie 2012 and laugh.

I hate when I am singing a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong!! Ever happen to you?

A minute of kissing burns 26 calories. Now I know why sluts are so skinny.

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Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.






Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.








That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
















Facebook needs the following 3 buttons: "Dislike", "Who cares?", "Are you stupid?"










I tend to say "I dont know" when I'm too lazy to think.

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ROFLMAO reminds me of my dog. He does the same, except for the laughing part














The thought of writing a love letter is so romantic. 
But wasting a whole letter for 'I wanna have sex with you' is not good.
















‎3 more to 1500. C'mon guys. Invite your friends to like this page. Don't you want your friends to laugh hysterically like a maniac (Read: you) ?!?!














I take the road less traveled. Helps in avoiding traffic.




















There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between coz you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.

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tried shaving last nyt......got 3 cuts......nw dnt ask whr i tried it.... ;p
















‎1596. Hmmm. You ain't helping. no?
Suggest this page to 100 friends, and good luck will go to bed with you.
If you won't, good luck will take a back door entry and you'll give birth to a pig.














Before Viagra - Leaning Tower of Pisa. 
After Viagra - Qutab Minar. 
Viagra Overdose - Eiffel Tower.





Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant


















taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer....