Saturday, 7 January 2012

witty one liners

Respect a woman, even if she doesn't respect herself.

One day she'll wake up and realiSE how much he meAnt to her.. that day he'll wake up besideS THAT one PRINCESS, who already knows it

On january 1, 2013 I'm gonna watch the movie 2012 and laugh.

I hate when I am singing a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong!! Ever happen to you?

A minute of kissing burns 26 calories. Now I know why sluts are so skinny.

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