Sunday 8 July 2012

one liners

It's always "Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick." I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy










THE AWSME MOMENT

WHEN THERE ARE NO ONE EXCEPT YOU N UR FRIENDS IN THE CLG N UR SMOKING CIGARETTE IN GAL'S TOILET ROOM.....














Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.












If everyone is laughing, I can't be hurt too badly, right?

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