Sunday 8 July 2012

one liners jokes

I HAVE A PERFECT SWIM SUIT BODY BUT I DON'T SHOW IT OFF MUCH BECAUSE ITS KIND OF A HASSLE TO BRING IT UP FROM THE CELLAR
















That 5 second delay when newscasters are talking to foreign correspondents is the only reason I watch the news.













When did things change? Guys want to see a movie about a teddy bear and girls want to see a movie about strippers!


























I'm dipping my pizza in my beer...I think I'm onto something here.









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