Sunday, 8 July 2012

really funny one liners

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.

I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.

There is a new machine at the gym ... Brilliant! but I couldn't take any more after 30 minutes ... I did everything: Kit-Kats, M&M's, Snickers, Chips ...

Welcome to the real internet. Where the men are men, the woman are woman, and the children are the FBI.

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