Sunday 8 July 2012

funny one liners twitter

I YELL OW! . BEFORE I EVEN KNOW I HURT . . JUST IN CASE








I'm planning on opening a religious gym that teaches power walking combined with doorbell ringing and door knocking. I am going to call it Jehovah's Fitness!










The police say they burn the marijuana they confiscate......which would explain the donuts!










My friends threw me a surprise party!!!! They called it an intervention, but hey, I was surprised.....

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