Wednesday, 27 June 2012

twitter one liners

Important announcement: I've just seen the cows going home. We can all stop everything we're doing!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

iam sorrry dog ate my homework and i ate my dog...!!

Ability is the only source of promotion

when your Boss has no Daughter…

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