Wednesday, 27 June 2012

good one liners

The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

I'm well.... why don't you drop in sometime....

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said OK, you're ugly too.

Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.

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