Wednesday, 27 June 2012

short one liners

Me n My Girlfriend were happy for past 20 years
And then we met....

Don't believe your heart its not on the right side ...

Why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor...?

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