Wednesday, 27 June 2012

sarcastic one liners

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

The two-party political system gives either party the chance to swear BY what the other one swears AT

Pick tennis opponents whose socks, when pacing the court, are as loud as their grunts when hitting the ball.

i suffer from C.R.S. (can't remember shit)

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