Wednesday, 27 June 2012

funny one liner quotes

Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know.

If you lend someone $10 and never see them again, it was probably money well spent.

I made a killing in the stock market yesterday. I shot my broker.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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