Tuesday 15 November 2011

funny quotes one liners

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, u just play games...








Miss someone who is ready to miss anything for you & Do not wait for the person who never waits for you!!










Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been around for years: they call it 'cash.'








Behind every bitch is a line of cheaters, losers, and players who made her that way.








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My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects










We’ve a lot to Loose & very little to Choose. When ever you get a chance to Choose… Do it Wisely & see that you never Loose what you Choose










Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..is about to insult u.








We’ve a lot to Loose & very little to Choose. When ever you get a chance to Choose… Do it Wisely & see that you never Loose what you Choose







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