When they were handing out looks, I thought they said books, and I said "Give me something funny." ;)
My favorite sex position? The one that doesn't stay too long and the one that could be changed easily! ;)
yeah.. I'm going to HELL on red rolling wheels, but it's OK bitch cause your ass is riding shotgun!
I miss the days when the only thing on the "to-do" list was finding hidden shapes in the clouds and rolling down grassy hills.
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I miss the days when the only thing on the "to-do" list was finding hidden shapes in the clouds and rolling down grassy hills.
My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?" I answered: "I dont know, love u, talk to u later." Mother: "Ok, I'll ask someone else".
They say, "keep your friends close but your enemies closer." The problem is, now a days you can't tell which is which
You made me an option so I'm making you a history.. Lost and forgotten.
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