Tuesday, 15 November 2011

funny quotes one liners

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Times are so bad that Kingfisher Airlines is hiring Air hostesses from YOUR Engineering college.

What is common between clouds and wife?......
Well when both r not around you have a bright day

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

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Sex won't make him love you, and a baby won't make him stay.

Sex is one of the nine reasons its worth to be re-incarnated... 
the other eight are un-important

I guess I would rather risk being not liked for my truth, rather than to lie for people to like me. 
When truth is exposed liars lose all.

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