Thursday, 31 May 2012

sarcastic one liners

Just threw some salt over my shoulder for good luck. I ended up smashing the mirror with the salt shaker.

You know the magic is starting to go out of your marriage when the only see-through thing you wear to bed is a hairnet.

What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario 

Only at McDonalds do they say, "Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight."

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