Friday, 4 May 2012

hilarious one liners

I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time

I caught the Easter Bunny laying eggs. All I've got to say is they're way too small and they don't taste anything like chocolate.

A fool and his money are never around when you need them.

My apathy is at an all time whatever.

The boss put a "Conserve Energy" sign in the break room. Guess I better prop my feet up and nap awhile.

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