good one liners

I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called "Bitches and Hoes".






My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse ... she says I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz.









" A NURSE IS ALWAYS A NURSE" angrily!!!







Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?