Friday, 4 May 2012

cheesy one liners

My biggest problem with the younger generation is I'm not in it

The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt

I've been up all night interrogating an egg... I think he's about to crack.

But, I don't want to do-it-myself. The last time I tried that I ended up superglued to the cat

Hey, you know that compound that freezes off warts? How much would you need to make an entire co-worker disappear?

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