My biggest problem with the younger generation is I'm not in it
The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt
I've been up all night interrogating an egg... I think he's about to crack.
But, I don't want to do-it-myself. The last time I tried that I ended up superglued to the cat
Hey, you know that compound that freezes off warts? How much would you need to make an entire co-worker disappear?