One time, I almost won the World Origami Championship. But I folded.
I’d make a really good telephone psychic. I’ve been telling people what to do my whole life.
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery
I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it.
If all else fails, lower your standards.
You really are as pretty as a picture. I’d like hang you.
Who put this string on my finger?
My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
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