funny one liners on rajani

1. When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!
2. There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant!
3. Rajnikant wanted someone who wouldn't bow in fron't of him, so created GOD.
4. Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
5. When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!! :o :D
6. If u mistype Rajnikant 's name in Google, it doesn't suggest a correction, It simply says "Run While You Still Can!!!!"