funny one liners

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Jesus is coming! Look Busy.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

It's lonely at the top but you eat better.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. (unless I buy something)

MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work.

Sunday, 16 October 2011