funny one liners on rajinikanth

1. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
2. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
3. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
4. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
5. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
6. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
7. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
8. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 
9. When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!! :o :D
10. If u mistype Rajnikant 's name in Google, it doesn't suggest a correction, It simply says "Run While You Still Can!!!!"
11. Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside !
12. Rajinikanth's email id is gmail@rajinikanth.com Rajnikant
13. There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant's pc beacuse Rajnikant is