funny one liners

• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
• Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
• Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
• Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
• When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
• Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.
• When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
• Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
• The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
• Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
• A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
• If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
• Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.