Warm baths do not cure insomnia. A bottle of Muscadet and a large Jack Daniels cures insomnia.
People who “put something by each week” are simply not shopping hard enough.
People are sometimes curious enough to exchange personal telephone numbers for a clandestine look at someone else’s boredom.
I thought black was supposed to be slimming, but it always makes me look like the opening to a tunnel.
I don’t cook. I can’t be good in every room in the house!
What word describes the practice of being married to only one man at a time. Mono-something. Ah … Monotony.
Did you know that banging your head up against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour?
Preserve nature. Pickle a squirrel today.
Other people are ‘types’. One always thinks of oneself as an individual.
The worst moment for any atheist is when he feels grateful for something and has no-one to thank.
The least one can ask an atheist is not to make his atheism an article of faith.
People who “put something by each week” are simply not shopping hard enough.
People are sometimes curious enough to exchange personal telephone numbers for a clandestine look at someone else’s boredom.
I thought black was supposed to be slimming, but it always makes me look like the opening to a tunnel.
I don’t cook. I can’t be good in every room in the house!
What word describes the practice of being married to only one man at a time. Mono-something. Ah … Monotony.
Did you know that banging your head up against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour?
Preserve nature. Pickle a squirrel today.
Other people are ‘types’. One always thinks of oneself as an individual.
The worst moment for any atheist is when he feels grateful for something and has no-one to thank.
The least one can ask an atheist is not to make his atheism an article of faith.
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