Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
Why is air a lot like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
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