funniest one liners from web . just for the readers .
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
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