funny one liners

- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.




- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.




- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
 anywhere.



- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.




- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.




- Do you know the four signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces, 3. Forgetting to zip up, 4. Forgetting to zip down.




- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.




- Three old buddies are out for a walk. Old guy no. 1 says, "Windy, isn't it?" Old guy no. 2 says, "No, it's Thursday!" Old guy no. 3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake." 




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