quotes funny one liners

1. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
2. Google for Rajnikanth getting kicked, or Rajnikant getting kicked, and you will get zero results.
3. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
4. Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
5. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
6. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
7. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
8. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.