A joke in reply to a joke makes you a stand up comedian, well at least an amateur and unpaid one.
I love to watch her leave. She has a sexy ass.
He: "I eat only salad."
Me: "I eat chicken. Even the bones."
He: "Ha! So what does your dog eat?"
Me: "Salad."
*Removes me from friends list*
If tomato is a fruit then Ketchup is smoothy.
If he says your eyes are pretty, the push-up bra was a good investment.
I love to watch her leave. She has a sexy ass.
He: "I eat only salad."
Me: "I eat chicken. Even the bones."
He: "Ha! So what does your dog eat?"
Me: "Salad."
*Removes me from friends list*
If tomato is a fruit then Ketchup is smoothy.
If he says your eyes are pretty, the push-up bra was a good investment.
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