witty one liners

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Everyone has that friend that did something in high-school that they will NEVER live down.

We have learned from experience dat men never learn from his experience...

Height of Sardarism.......

Sardar searching for a Trial room in a Shoe Store..

I wonder if the first person to ever pop popcorn, thought they were under attack

Every-time I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle"