If life is such a bitch , Why do 97% of Men Marry one ??
I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.
Google, Let it Snow. You’re welcome
Friday, 23 December 2011
sad one liners
Thursday, 22 December 2011
witty funny one liners
the funniest facebook status ideas on this post waiting for you .
Next time when life gives you lemon stuff them in your bra!!
u desperately need it ..!
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
Have you ever drove without music? All the random engine sounds make you think your car is falling apart.
I would have no friends left if they could ever hear my inner thoughts.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.”
Next time when life gives you lemon stuff them in your bra!!
u desperately need it ..!
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
Have you ever drove without music? All the random engine sounds make you think your car is falling apart.
I would have no friends left if they could ever hear my inner thoughts.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.”
witty one liners
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Everyone has that friend that did something in high-school that they will NEVER live down.
We have learned from experience dat men never learn from his experience...
Height of Sardarism.......
Sardar searching for a Trial room in a Shoe Store..
Sardar searching for a Trial room in a Shoe Store..
I wonder if the first person to ever pop popcorn, thought they were under attack
Every-time I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle"
funny one line
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone.. you answer it.
I'm not fat....my stomach is just 3D
Some guys wear so much cologne, you can smell it through their Facebook photos.
I always do something amazing when no one's watching.
The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it
Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong??
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
I'm not fat....my stomach is just 3D
Some guys wear so much cologne, you can smell it through their Facebook photos.
I always do something amazing when no one's watching.
The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it
Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong??
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
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