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ROFLMAO reminds me of my dog. He does the same, except for the laughing part














The thought of writing a love letter is so romantic. 
But wasting a whole letter for 'I wanna have sex with you' is not good.
















‎3 more to 1500. C'mon guys. Invite your friends to like this page. Don't you want your friends to laugh hysterically like a maniac (Read: you) ?!?!














I take the road less traveled. Helps in avoiding traffic.




















There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between coz you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.

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tried shaving last nyt......got 3 cuts......nw dnt ask whr i tried it.... ;p
















‎1596. Hmmm. You ain't helping. no?
Suggest this page to 100 friends, and good luck will go to bed with you.
If you won't, good luck will take a back door entry and you'll give birth to a pig.














Before Viagra - Leaning Tower of Pisa. 
After Viagra - Qutab Minar. 
Viagra Overdose - Eiffel Tower.





Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant


















taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer....

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A joke in reply to a joke makes you a stand up comedian, well at least an amateur and unpaid one.














I love to watch her leave. She has a sexy ass.












He: "I eat only salad." 
Me: "I eat chicken. Even the bones." 
He: "Ha! So what does your dog eat?" 
Me: "Salad." 
*Removes me from friends list*














If tomato is a fruit then Ketchup is smoothy.
















If he says your eyes are pretty, the push-up bra was a good investment.

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Dreams are like sperms. Mental masturbation produces millions of them. 

Only one changes your future forever.

She got a boob job done. From her mind, the bad mammaries are fading away.

If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?

What people! Y U NO get me 2000 fans?

READ THIS! This isnt fake. If you dont copy and paste this in ten minutes, you will be wasting your time because it wont effect your life in anyway at all...

Quick, what's the number for 911?