cute one liners

I don't mind doing crosswords, but dot to dot puzzles are where I draw the line.






I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for.








When Zuckerberg’s wife divorces him ... she gets the half of Facebook that has the timeline, Famville, and security settings, leaving a better Facebook for all of us!










let's take a moment to thank our higher power that they didn't create spiders that could fly