funny one liners

Don't you just want to write on some people's Facebook wall "You peaked in high school."

I don't know how to not love You. You never thought Me that.

love is a history in boy's lyf but an episode in girl's lyf...be careful...!!

Sometimes my EX pops up in my Facebook feed and I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away."

Y I am afraid to lose u when u r not even mine.

Why the words "I L♥ve you" needs an answer though we all know it is not a question??

I want a girlfriend who... Actually, no. I would just like a girlfriend.

Alcohol: Because no good story starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad...."

That awkward moment when someone texts you something and you have no idea how to reply.

Depressing: Scrolling down to find my year of my birth.

Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep ♥

Of course I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell it to who can't.

Don't let my bedroom floor fool you. It may appear dirty, but those are actually clean clothes that I haven't folded in months.

good facebook status quotes

funny facebook status lines

Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship.

Promises are a bit like babies... Fun to make but hard to deliver.

I always do something amazing when no one's watching.

If something cool happens and you don't share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?

Facebook has been saving me money on birthday cards for the almost 5 years now.

Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid of vandals changing the 'P' to an 'F'.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change ure relationship status, after 3 in a year it should auto-default to "unstable"

If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.

When I think about how much time I've spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I've scrolled on my mouse wheel.

Waiting for a specific person to text you but every time the phone vibrates...it's everyone else but that person.

Friday, 23 December 2011